"Select from: Sir, Lord, Lady, Baron, Baroness, Count, Earl,
Countess, Viscount, Viscountess, Marquess, Marchioness, Duke,
Duchess. Others available – just ask if what you want is not
shown. With a Title in front of your name you will experience a
difference in people's attitudes. The moment they know you are a
"Sir, Lady, Lord, etc.." you'll be treated like some sort of
Royalty or famous film star."
"In the business world people take you more seriously with
a Title, career wise you'll find it a real door opener. When you
make reservations in restaurants, you'll find yourself sitting
at the best tables, with attentive service. Check into a hotel
and experience the ultimate preferential treatment often with
complimentary fruit or wine in the best room.
"Airlines will often upgrade you.
Bank managers just can't help you enough. You can use it when
and where you want, it says more about you than a Gold or
Platinum credit card. For personal confidence and self esteem a
Title will change your life for the better."
http://www.english-titles.co.uk/faq.htm
"Is It Legal?
These Titles are totally legal and they last all your life. You
can even change your driving licence, passport, credit cards and
bank accounts to show your new effective Title, and you don't
have to live in the UK or be a British citizen (We show you the
simplest way to do this when you receive the documents). Before
offering the Seated Title service the whole process was
scrutinised by lawyers specialising in English Common Law
relating to names, Titles and Copyright as well as all aspects
of Real Estate and Land Law. Please remember, we deal with an
official Government agency in these matters and clearly, they
(HM Land Registry) would not be party to anything illegal. We
can supply Titles to clients all around the World."
"How much does it cost?
The cost is just £195 / US$325 when purchased singularly and
£299 / US$499 where a couple wish to purchase joint Titles, or
£995/$1,600 for "Seated Titles"."
"What Guarantee is there?
We guarantee you will be able to adopt a Title under present
legislation and use such Titles for show purposes, or we will
REFUND YOUR MONEY in full"
http://www.english-titles.co.uk/elite.htm
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(1) Apartheid, policy of racial segregation formerly
followed in South Africa. The word apartheid means
"separateness" in the Afrikaans language and it described the
rigid racial division between the governing white minority
population and the nonwhite majority population.
http://encarta.msn.com/index/conciseindex/26/026B0000.htm
Perhaps a bit xenophobic, the Island Empire refuses to join
Europe with either the metric system or the EURO currency. Today
Britain is fairly harmless and best known for The Beatles, Elton
John, Princess Dianna (died) and TV programs like "East Enders",
Sherlock Holmes, or the Antiques Road show.
Copyright © 2002 Lord Vernon Russell-Twittledorf
Robinson, MCE (Member of the California Empire) |
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